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TerrorCraft: Hostage Havoc

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so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got rid of all those pesky terrorists holding hostages! like, we straight up went in there and saved the day, now we’re just chillin and building epic stuff in Minecraft. come join us and be a hero too, or just have a laugh with us as we tell crazy stories about our epic rescue mission. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. come join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you ever wondered if Jeff Bezos sleeps naked or with Pajamazon on? Well, guess what, on our epic Minecraft server, you can find out the answer to this burning question! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a house made entirely out of Amazon boxes and fight off creepers with Bezos himself! Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, Bezos will personally deliver a package to your virtual doorstep. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	534
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Adventures

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join our epic minecraft server where u can be the ultimate narcissist and rule over all! show off ur grandiosity and leadership skills as u build ur empire and make others bow down to u. u don’t need to worry about what others think of u, cuz on this server, u are the king (or queen) of the world. come join us and let ur narcissistic tendencies run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	500
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What is the IP for Lachlan Minecraft Server?

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Lachlan is a talented and versatile individual known for his passion for creativity and ambition in various pursuits. With a background in art and design, Lachlan has cultivated a unique perspective and style that sets him apart in his field. His work reflects his dedication to showcasing the beauty in simplicity and his ability to bring ideas to life through his artistry. Lachlan is constantly expanding his skills and exploring new opportunities to challenge himself creatively and professionally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

💫Honami MC Write /free and get a free donation! Minecraft server

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Honami MC is a server where you can relax comfortably with friends, have a rest in your free time, playing on our server. Our server tries to make a good community, where players can play calmly!

[ Версия сервера 1.8x – 1.20x ] To enter the server, add our server to your server list.

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru, come in!

Our server has a free donation, with which you can get more and more opportunities and privileges for your game on the server.

Enter the command /free and get a free donation!

Our server is new, so we made discounts for every player on ANY donation 70%!

Want to find friends on the server? Our social networks:

VK: https://vk.com/honami_mc

TG: https://t.me/honami_mc

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1738
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Semi-Anarchy- Where chaos meets land-claiming and silk-spawning at the 30m world border in Miscria!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Anarchy with land claiming	Players can claim land but can still attack others in the wild
Unmoderated chat	Chat is not moderated as long as players stay within the law
Additional plugins	Includes Terralith, silk spawners, and convenience commands

Hope to see some people joining!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP is 15.204.145.249:25565

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: Yes, players can attack each other in the wild but can also claim land for protection

Q: Are there any rules for chat?

A: Chat is unmoderated as long as players follow the server rules

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7904	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	2893
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3715

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyGossipGuardian

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Redstone Diplomacy

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	7799	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Data Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

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Welcome to TerraCraft!

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Key Features

Server open 24/7
One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
Mods like litematica allowed for builds

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
No derogatory terms in chat
Contact owners for concerns
Legitimate afk accounts only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with any Minecraft version?	Yes, you can join with any version.
Do you plan on wiping the server?	No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WindowPeekWars

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	516	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2