The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

Abilities, Apocalypse, armor, auraskills, Azera, Builders, Camp, Central Shopping District, communities, cream, Custom Items, Discord Linking, Dynmap, Farming, Friendly, Ice, Machines, Magic, Player Shops, Ranks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Slimefun, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist, zombie

Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

consequences, consequences of actions, crime, criminal justice, cultural practices, Ethics, Eye, eye for an eye, Fairness, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal philosophy, Legal System, Minecraft, morality, punishment, punishment fitting the crime, RETALIATION, Retribution, Server, societal norms

Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP

gardening, lawn care, leon, Leon: The Professional, Minecraft, outdoor plants, Plant care, plant care advice, plant care tips, plant growth, plant health, plant maintenance, plant neglect, plant resilience, plant survival, plant survival skills, plant watering, plant watering frequency, plant watering needs, plant watering schedule, plant watering techniques, PROFESSIONAL, smp, watering plants

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	154	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyDownUnder

Australia, Business, Coles, Competition, consumer rights, CraftyDownUnder, DISCOUNTS, Ethics, fake discount claims, false advertising, grocery, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, market, misleading, Pricing, Retail, sued, supermarket, Woolworths

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6909
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1696
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoMirrorNoProblem

Mirrors, NoMirrorNoProblem, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-knowledge, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, self-scrutiny, self-understanding

yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Therapist’s Office

anxiety, blocky, depression, Diagnosis, Healthcare, healthcare providers, medical care, memory problems, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, musculoskeletal complaints, office, Patients, primary care physicians, sleep disturbance, stress, study, substance abuse, therapists, Treatment, visits

come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	1221
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Become Fashion Stars! Join in for Pixelmon Reforged fun with a twist of Custom Textures Galore! No Pay2Win, just Pokemon joy and Timber Mod madness!

Astral, Custom, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, fashion, Fun, Galore, Gym Leaders, Join, joy, madness, mobs, mod, Modded, Pay2Win, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, pokemon, Reforged, Spleef Events, Stars, Textures, Timber, Twist, Vanilla, Wondertrade

Astral Pixelmon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/goldcraft007/">Server</a>

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

IP Address	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

Features:

EV Training	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Crates
Adult Owned	LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids	Gambling	Timber Mod	Resource World
Vanilla Mobs	Custom Textures	Gym Leaders	GTS
Auction House	Weekly Events	Spleef Events	Pixelmon Hunts

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What version of Pixelmon does the server run?: A: The server runs the latest version of Pixelmon.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?: A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?: A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: How can I become a Gym Leader on the server?: A: You can apply to become a Gym Leader by reaching out to our staff team through Discord or in-game.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Crops Grown:	2625	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Buildings Constructed:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, comfort zone, daily routine, difficult to change, enduring habit, familiar pattern, fixed behavior, habitual behavior, HabitualMiner, hard to break, harmless habit, ingrained habit, Minecraft, persistent habit, repetitive behavior, Routine, smp, stubborn habit, unalterable routine, unbreakable routine, unchanging habit, unshakeable habit, unyielding habit

Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

BlockyBlunders, CHANGE, decision, do-over, Event, Experience, growth, hindsight, Improvement, learn, Life, mistake, opportunity, past, personal development, redo, Reflection, regret, rewind, second chance, self improvement, transformation

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

amazing, appetizer, Cooking, Crafty, Creative, Culinary, devilled eggs, Egg, Eggcellent, Food, ILLUSION, Impressive.., kitchen, Magic, party food, recipe, Server, skill, snack, talent, transformation, Unique, witchcraft

come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.