Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 184
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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