Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 211
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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