Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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