The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CouchPotatoRoomieCraft

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Couch, CouchPotatoRoomieCraft, Furniture, inherited couch, landscaping business, late night tv, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate compromise, roommate discomfort., roommate discussion, roommate etiquette, roommate living situation, roommates, second bed, sleep on couch, uncomfortable roommate, work from home

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	7072
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where couches are for sleeping, not for sitting! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect couch to claim as your own, only to have your roommate steal it away every night. Will you fight for your rightful spot on the couch, or will you be banished to your room forever?

Our server is perfect for those who love a good challenge, whether it’s navigating the treacherous terrain of your living room to reach the coveted couch, or strategizing how to reclaim your rightful throne. And don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to offer support and advice on how to deal with couch-hogging roommates.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate battle for couch supremacy. Who will emerge victorious in the war of the living room? Join now and find out!

BlockBuster100

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	5181	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	62	Votes:	990
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.

QuranBurnerCraft

asylum seekers, crime, cultural conflict, extremism, foreign power, immigration, international relations, investigation, Iraqi refugee, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Quran burnings, QuranBurnerCraft, radicalization, Refugee Crisis, religious tensions, shot dead, Sweden, Terrorism, trial, violence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1315
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.

one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.

plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts

Advocates, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s drugs, balance, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, conflicts of interest, DRUG, drug development, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare policy, informed consent, Medical Ethics, medical industry, neurology, patient advocacy, patient safety, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, research, transparency

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft

atmosphere, Auto-mine, Awards, Cases, Cheaters, CIS, combat pass, Community, Competition, donates, Economy, Friendly, Heroes, honest game, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Shop, Starter Kit, survival mode, Transactions, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2569
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Survival mode

• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.

• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.

• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.

• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.

• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.

MC.GGLAND.RU

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	311	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4658
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	215

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Emeralds Found:	7754	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11