The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Villages Defended: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 3810
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2134
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 134
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

    CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5102 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

    Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious
    Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

    Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Potions Brewed: 136
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat
    🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

    🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

    🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

    🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

    💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

    🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

    ⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

    🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

    🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

    🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

    🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

    Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Autism Adventures

    Blocky Autism Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4057
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

    SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8168 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Kek Kingdom

    Crafty Kek Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 296 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyBullyz

    BlockyBullyz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8868 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

    Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash
    Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 171
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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