The SMP SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	7006	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4793	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	799
Votes:	4002	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	91
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?