The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mines Excavated:	1480
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	2062
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4539	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mines Excavated:	1185	Divine Spears Created:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5044
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchantments Applied:	70
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.