The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Void Armor Forged: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Animals Bred: 178 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Divine Spears Created: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 677 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Crops Grown: 5538 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Items Found: 8604
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Enchantments Applied: 209
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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