Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 1955 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Dimension Hops: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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