The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Sandcastle

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The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8388
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Animals Bred:	65	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Star Shards Collected:	244	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4696	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	7241	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.