Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 7656
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5189

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mines Excavated: 1782
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 4410

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3239
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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