The Parlor Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	270
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Potions Brewed:	150	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	5757	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	869
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magic Items Found:	3465
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8783	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Votes:	1678
New Chunks Explored:	208731	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4501	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6468	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	7

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Mind, mystic, Realm

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	91/600	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10