The Parlor Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	8182
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	7247	Star Shards Collected:	249
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Votes:	1224	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5117	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	6398
Votes:	949	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ores Mined:	8455
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Animals Bred:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4052	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3