Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Dragons Tamed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Magic Items Found: 3831

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Star Shards Collected: 166
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4257
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6646
    Towns Built: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 209
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Enchantments Applied: 68 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7040 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7445
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Animals Bred: 114
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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