The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3519	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

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Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7214	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Emeralds Found:	750
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3991	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBusterBlues

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Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MicroCraftMedicine

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LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Crops Grown:	7081	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Emeralds Found:	4310	Enchantments Applied:	139
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7852
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	60
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.