Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 451 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 112 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Farms Harvested: 272
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockPartyJoy

    BlockPartyJoy
    Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

    WiretapCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

    So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Alien Abductions: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

    PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

    we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

    you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Map Click here
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
    Discord to Minecraft Chat Connect with the community through Discord
    Active community & staff Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
    No /tpa, /home, etc. Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
    Enforced Rules Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

    How to Join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

    To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

    2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    The server is for players aged 16 and above.

    3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

    There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

    4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

    Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

    5. Is the server free from lag?

    Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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