The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1168	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Towns Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ores Mined:	8386

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.