The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crops Grown:	4908
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	65
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2123
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4112

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4