The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	1808
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5271

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Emeralds Found:	7164	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2095	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Star Shards Collected:	139
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2