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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2856 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8252 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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