Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchantments Applied: 263

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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