The Longbirch Vanguard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	7421
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2314	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	1779	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3010	Runes Activated:	7

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	8691
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	4541	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	430

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7889
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	6942
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Animals Bred:	194	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Animals Bred:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	2862	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

Players:	105/500	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9794
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0