The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!

We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?

And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.

So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server

Agenda, aita, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3234
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.

Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WinterWindowWoes

closed window, Communication, Court, Damage, dead of winter, front door, Heat, LANDLORD, MAYHEM, misunderstanding, pet cat, power saving, RETALIATION, roommate, Screen, stray cat, street cat, trashed stuff, Winter, WinterWindowWoes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	533
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.

Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

CreeperCraze Minecraft SMP

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, creepy, Daunting, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Bro, lemme tell ya, the scariest sentence I ever heard was when I joined this Minecraft SMP and the admin was like “If you don’t join, a creeper will explode in your face in real life!” I was like whaaat?! So I joined immediately because I ain’t messin’ with no real life creepers, man. And let me tell you, this server is lit af. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna avoid real life creepers and have a blast, you gotta join this server ASAP, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HustleCraft

creative outlet, entrepreneurial venture, extra income, financial independence, flexible schedule, freelance work, gig economy, HustleCraft, independent contractor, money-making hobby, multiple streams of income, online platform, part time job, passion project, pursuing dreams, second job, self-employment, side business, side gig, side hustle, work from home

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place to show off your side hustle skills.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.

Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global diplomacy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, Peace, peace deal, political tensions, refusal, rejection, Saudi, Server, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!

build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!

plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!

DeltaCrashCraft

air travel, airport incident, aviation accident, aviation emergency., aviation safety, Delta Airlines, DeltaCrashCraft, emergency landing, emergency response, first responders, Flight disaster, injured, medical emergency, multiple people, Paramedics, passenger injuries, plane crash, Toronto News, Toronto Pearson, Toronto Pearson International Airport, transportation incident

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lmao u know what’s safer than flying on a plane? joining our epic minecraft server! trust me, we’ve had ZERO plane crashes in our world! plus, we have so many cool features like flying pigs and talking chickens. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that actually worked and everyone rode it for hours until they threw up pixellated vomit everywhere. join us now and avoid the chaos of real life disasters, like that one time a llama stole my sandwich at the park. true story.

Only vanilla survival server minecraft

Active players, beginner friendly, chill vibes, Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLY VANILLA, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival, vanilla world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

foyv.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Pen

auction house, BATTLING, Bounties, commissary, Community, Contraband, Farming, Gangs, Grinding, Instasell, leather armor, Mining, Ores, Parkour, pen, prison cell, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, smelting, solitary confinement

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim

What are the Ranks?

Ranks	Amount
A – Default Prisoner	$0
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

New Religion Minecraft 1.21

belief system, cultural shift, FAITH, faith community, Future, Lifetime, Minecraft, modern religion, new religion, philosophy, Prophecy, Religion, religious evolution, religious innovation, religious movement, religious revolution, religious transformation, societal change, spiritual awakening, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Emeralds Found:	4935	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the holy land of gaming, I swear.

We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?

And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.

Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.

ShowerPrankWars

bathroom, brother, Conflict, Etiquette, family, fancy products, greedy, Hiding, Household, living situation, luxury, nephew, personal care, pocket money, relationships, selfish, sharing, shower products, ShowerPrankWars, sister-in-law, TEENAGE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

HateMiningLoveCrafting

Chores, cleaning, Cleaning out the fridge., Cooking, decluttering, dusting, Folding laundry, grocery shopping, HateMiningLoveCrafting, ironing, Laundry, meal planning, mowing the lawn, Organizing, Polishing silverware, scrubbing toilets, vacuuming, washing dishes, Weeding the garden, window cleaning, Yardwork

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

EuroBlockSummit

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Crisis, Diplomacy, Emergency Meeting, EuroBlockSummit, European leaders, european union, exclusion, foreign policy, international relations, nato, Négotiation, Politics, response, SECURITY, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine talks

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	5883
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

lol so like, u know how Trump be doin his thing and shuttin ppl out of talks? well, now all the European leaders are like “oh no he didn’t!” and they havin an emergency meeting and stuff. but like, forget all that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flyin and cows doin backflips, it’s wild! plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur own kingdom, just like those European leaders wish they could do. so come on, leave the politics behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

Electric Field Frenzy

Differences, Electric, electric fields, electromagnetic fields, estimation, exposure limits, field, Frenzy, Future, Guidelines, health effects, Impact, Limits, models, research, Results, risk assessment, Safety, safety guidelines, safety standards, study, variability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode? well, this server is like that but on steroids. we got electric fields that will zap u into another dimension, but don’t worry, we got different models to estimate how much u can handle. sometimes it’s like 22 times more than u think, but who cares, right? join us and see if u can survive the ultimate electric field challenge. safety guidelines? pshhh, we laugh in the face of danger. come join the chaos and let’s see if u can handle the heat.

Secret Avril Lavigne Society 1.20.2

1.20.2, avril, Avril Lavigne, celebrity disguises, celebrity lookalikes, celebrity transformations, conspiracy theories, disguise techniques, DOPPELGANGERS, double lives, famous impersonators, hidden celebrities, hidden identities, Lavigne, music industry rumors, music industry scandals, music industry secrets, mysterious identities, pop culture mysteries, pop music stars, secret, secret identities, society, undercover celebrities, undercover personas

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchantments Applied:	226
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further because this server is like a rainbow made out of bacon!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.

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