The Greatlands Realm | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8537	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	8940	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	9162	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ores Mined:	6226	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	496342	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	137
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6660
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Potions Brewed:	51	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	284
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0