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InfluencerWineAge

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Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8118

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9