Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Magic Items Found: 8495

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockPartyJoy

    BlockPartyJoy
    Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

    WiretapCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

    So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

    PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

    we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

    you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Map Click here
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
    Discord to Minecraft Chat Connect with the community through Discord
    Active community & staff Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
    No /tpa, /home, etc. Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
    Enforced Rules Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

    How to Join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

    To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

    2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    The server is for players aged 16 and above.

    3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

    There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

    4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

    Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

    5. Is the server free from lag?

    Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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