Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7176

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Potions Brewed: 60
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 118083
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

    Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 120
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1369 Dragon Eggs Found: 7701
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 557672 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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