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E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	194	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	1736	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4012	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1316	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Crops Grown:	3160	Ores Mined:	2429

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	800
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0