The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

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so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Shell Swap Sisters

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Emeralds Found:	9956	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	1407	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	123
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.