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MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	8755
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2039

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2557	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

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Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	915312

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6