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ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4474

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ores Mined:	4435
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	4364	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ores Mined:	685	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	1656

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

Adventure, Collectibles, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, Hero, Mature, Mineward, Minigames, mmorpg, Npcs, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, steve, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	125	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8219	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44