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NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2436	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

Best lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and more

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5994	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2