The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Animals Bred:	109
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9398
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	346	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2