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Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

Character development, character growth, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Damsels, Drama, emotional depth, Female Protagonists, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, losing heroines, love stories, Minecraft, narrative complexity, normal couple behavior, overcoming challenges, personal struggles, realistic portrayal, relationships, romance, romantic tension, Server, storytelling, Strong Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

Badlands Chugs, Balmung, Costume Party Mixer, CREW, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, Il Mheg, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, smp, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zurvan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1096	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

achievement, Beautiful house, beautiful wife, CAR, career, CraftyRedditors, determination, dreams, goals, Happiness, hard work, House, inspiration, Journey, large automobile, Lifestyle, luxury, Marriage, motivation, redditors, relationships, success, wealth, Wife

Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Zombie Dances:	3