so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Love Letters Sent: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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