so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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