so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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