so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Towns Built: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
New Chunks Explored: 903241 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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