so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Farms Harvested: 904 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

    Killer Anthology Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magic Items Found: 4810
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

    Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SonWarsCraft

    SonWarsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

    BeachVsMountainsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 770790 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!
    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3148 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ores Mined: 4241
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Animals Bred: 154 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Alysia SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Alysia SMP
    Server Type LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
    Focus Player communication and player-driven experience
    Mods
    • Proximity voice chat
    • Farmer’s delight
    • Small content updates
    • QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

    2. Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

    4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

    The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

    5. How many players are usually online at a time?

    Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

    Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

    Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7868
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyMineBrainz

    CraftyMineBrainz
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

    So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

    Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun
    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 165
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1
    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    • Kits
    • Shopkeepers
    • Coin System
    • PVP
    • Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Version: 1.20.1+

    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.
    Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.
    Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.
    Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Runes Activated: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Animals Bred: 97
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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