so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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