so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Gods Slained: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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