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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 277
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7124 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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