so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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