so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 283
Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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