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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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