so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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