TeslaNetwork | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	4246	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	3503	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	740	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	6841	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	226	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Ores Mined:	4176	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Items Found:	7395	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	8786	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	6237	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3