Terf | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Potions Brewed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	1316	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	809	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4964
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragons Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Divine Spears Created:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	1108
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	848754
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ores Mined:	9093	Farms Harvested:	172
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4773
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Votes:	9312	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2