TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	358	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	8022
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2504
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5466	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	721	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	2576
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1546
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	199
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Emeralds Found:	8732	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2